Is that Smirnoff in your shorts or are you just happy to see me?

Reposted from the Wisch Media blog (cuz I really like the title)

Sunday (July 3), at the Tinley Park Jewel on 171st and Harlem, some guy somehow maneuvered a bottle of Smirnoff down his shorts and got away. Desperate times call for desperate measures, I suppose. And…those had to be some pretty tight shorts, he had some sort of contraption in his pants or he was holding on to the bottle the whole time.

Original police blotter from Tinley Park Patch: Police Blotter: Man Stuffs Smirnoff in Shorts and Bolts; Durbin’s Window Broken

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