Emil Stories Defined

You’ve landed on the Emil Stories Wiki Page.

This is the place where the term ‘Emil Story’ gets defined…by YOU.

I named this blog as such because I’ve been known (dating back to elementary school) to sometimes tell stories that would excite interest in the beginning and wind up being sort of a let down in the end. I believe I’ve become more empathetic in recent years and I’m trying to change the face of what is known as an ‘Emil Story’.

I decided to create this wiki page as a place for anyone who has had the opportunity to hear one of my ‘Emil Stories’. If you know what it is, go ahead and define it below in the Say What?! section of this page.

I’ll start with the first definition from my great friend, Nick Zalabak:

em·il sto·ry [ee-muhl stohr-ee] noun, plural -ries

-noun

1. stories that start strong and quickly go nowhere leaving all listeners dumbfounded and wanting that time back.